Is that a sigh of relief I hear? Fear not normal service has resumed today - The sad old bag has reverted to her former guise as mad old bag.
Above is some of this year's harvest - it seems a bit meagre doesn't it? Well in all truth it hasn't been a great year for me at all as far as fruit production goes. Things that held their own and seemed to thrive despite the weather were the Strawberries, especially the earlies and the perpetuals. The mid/late season types came up a bit light. The Gooseberries, and all the currants did very well. The Blackberries looked promising and then rapidly turned to botrytis ridden lumps as the rains closed in again. Autumn raspberries have been fabulous and I am still picking.
I had mix fortunes with the apples; Cox's Orange Pippin produce one hen-pecked apple over 3 trees; The Bramley nothing, and another cooker just 5 apples. What you see in the box is the product of a Reine de Reinette cordon, a pippin and close relative of the Cox. The Pears were equally disparate.
The William's Bon Cheritien produced 1 pear, that's right 1 pear. Last year we had so many of them I was turning them into a Brandy Liqueur , poaching them and using them instead of apples to make cakes. We had them coming out of our ears. It was a rather large pear I will give it its due, and if there was a largest pear competition, I am sure it would have been a contender. On the other hand, the cordon Conference did rather better, and you can see the result of my harvest from this tree in the other box.
Other notable failures that produced 1 fruit, was the Opal plum. This however was better than the damson, quince, mirabelle or any of the cherries managed, they dug in their heels and stuck firmly to zero output levels. I am convinced one of my hens is a former trade union steward and has persuaded the fruit that grows in their part of the garden to go on strike!
So how has your fruit harvest been, is it like mine a mixed bad of successes and failures, and what tips would you pass on to me and others about varieties that did better with the weather we had this year.

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You can get all sorts of fruit on dwarfing root stock - Blackmoor fruit near me http://www.blackmoor.co.uk/ have a great selection and so mail order too so worth a look on their website. They are very helpful with enquiries about which tree to chose for the site you have too, so email/tweet them with any questions you have.
Late blossoming apples have done quite well, but the fruit is quite small. There was a noticeable lack of bees around my trees for most of the early blossom time and yours may have been shivering in their hive ;)
The alpine strawberries did nothing this year either.